Subject: Re: ~~~ THE GREAT ESCAPE ~~~ Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:16 am
Jill Dahling.... I never kept Dandy 'caged'............. I am Chief Turkey and don't anyone forget that or I will get Lazy on your back and we all know how terrible Lazy can get. Never forget when she gave me ten strokes with the purple liquorice! So you want some sleep........ so does hexie.......... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Trevor
Subject: Re: ~~~ THE GREAT ESCAPE ~~~ Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:25 am
Okay you bunch of crazies, what did you do with my Tony?
He never came home for dinner tonight....I just know he's here, carrousing with you bunch of wild turkeys...Grace stop being a disgrace to all lurkers and behave yourself. Is it any wonder Lazy watches you like a hawk?
Trevor, you heard Jill, put those bagpipes away....or I'll hide the booze.....
And where's Bossman? Don't tell me she's taken a page out of Lazy's book....that's all we need.....must I whip you all into shape and take control?
Subject: Re: ~~~ THE GREAT ESCAPE ~~~ Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:40 am
Dave dear, I love ya but you have a big mouth...
Lazy doesn't need to know who's been in the larder which, by the way, is much bigger, and filled to the top....and there's a hidden stash marked do not touch...now I wonder whose that could be...shall we open it and see?
Trevor, give that back....he just stole my glass of champaign....I thought you said he only liked Irish whiskey.....
Grace, stop that....get off that table....she's getting wilder by the minute.....uh oh....I see shoe marks on that table...run for cover....(and quietly step over a snoring Saira)...
Subject: Re: ~~~ THE GREAT ESCAPE ~~~ Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:54 am
What in the world is going on here? (Bossman comes down the stairs)....you woke me up from a sound sleep....
Holy cow, it's Trevor and the Dandy.....oh my are they a sight for sore eyes....
(Bossman stumbles over a snoring Saira and she grunts in her sleep)....
Who brought this rowdy bunch back? I was on my way to the south pacific for a long vacation...and I thought Lazy was going to retire....instead I find the lurkers and turkeys have invaded the place again....
Will we ever get rid of them?
Can someone please hogtie Grace? If she falls off that table, she might sue Lazy for damages...
And that makes Lazy cranky, and all lurkers know a cranky Lazy isn't much fun....toss me some of those fine chocolates, Sharon...
Subject: Re: ~~~ THE GREAT ESCAPE ~~~ Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:59 am
............ catches the candies Obedient Sharon is throwing....... sorry bossy but I fancy candies just now (might even keep me andrenalin awake?) ...... munching happily TREVOR!!!!!
Subject: Re: ~~~ THE GREAT ESCAPE ~~~ Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:18 am
Actually, it's not the posse or jail you have to worry about....remember, we have one meannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Lazy hanging around, that cracks that whip and makes lurkers jump.....
Subject: Re: ~~~ THE GREAT ESCAPE ~~~ Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:20 am
Yawnnnnnnnnnnnn.....Chicken Tony is getting really sleepy....Trev, good buddy, is there a nice soft bed where chickens and turkeys can slumber in peace, after a night of carousing, drinking, and having fun? And what are we going to do about Grace? She's still on that table....
Subject: Pssssst got to let you into a secret Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:27 pm
Miracles do happen and with hexie around you never know what's next.
Hexie has friends (we all know that) but she has friends in the right places (we know that too)...... but one is called Alexander and he works for Bernard Matthews!!!!!!!! Alex is from Portugal and, although he doesnt like what goes on at BM, it pays the bills. It was Alex who put hexie on the trail of missing Trevor and Dandy.............. and the rest is now history. Special thanks to Charles with his daring efforts to text digging instructions - you know turkeys are not always clever, one would have thought they can dig a tunnel under some wiremesh? Geeesh Trevor where were your brains? But never mind, he let 36 of his mates out and into safety......... be prepared for a turkey invasion!
But to get stuck in deep snow in the USA wasn't clever either.... and all T&D wanted to see was Bossman! They warmed up at a homely fire Bossman stirred up, had a few brandy minced pies and a bit of Christmas Stollen and Trevor played the bagpipes....... poor Bossman...... her family wailed! Not a pretty sound but Dandy is just a beginner in bagpipes! That what being imprisoned in Bernard Matthews' factory does to one.
I am having venison this Christmas... coz I respect turkeys. Now what have I said? Tom
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