Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

James Thurber

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Jeff Marder

It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.

John Andrew Holmes

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

Mark Twain

In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.

Mogens Jallberg

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
Albert Einstein

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.

Hubert H. Humphrey

Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
E. B. White

I have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution.
Wernher von Braun

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.


Martin Mull

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Elbert Hubbard

Aspirations after the holy--the only aspirations in which the soul can be assured it will never meet with disappointment.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain

A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.

Bert Leston Taylor