DAILY QUOTES

Janet · Bossman Moderator Posts: 1763 Join date: 2008-10-15

A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
Segal's Law

Always-The-Boss · Administrator Boss Posts: 433 Join date: 2008-12-25

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
Franklin P. Adams

Always-The-Boss · Administrator Boss Posts: 433 Join date: 2008-12-25

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
Franklin P. Adams

Always-The-Boss · Administrator Boss Posts: 433 Join date: 2008-12-25

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Woody Allen

Always-The-Boss · Administrator Boss Posts: 433 Join date: 2008-12-25

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
Aristotle

Always-The-Boss · Administrator Boss Posts: 433 Join date: 2008-12-25

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
Arthur Brisbane

Always-The-Boss · Administrator Boss Posts: 433 Join date: 2008-12-25

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
Niels Bohr

Janet · Bossman Moderator Posts: 1763 Join date: 2008-10-15

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.
Unknown

Always-The-Boss · Administrator Boss Posts: 433 Join date: 2008-12-25

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
W. C. Fields

Always-The-Boss · Administrator Boss Posts: 433 Join date: 2008-12-25

Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.
Minna Thomas Antrim

Always-The-Boss · Administrator Boss Posts: 433 Join date: 2008-12-25

All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
Samuel Butler

Janet · Bossman Moderator Posts: 1763 Join date: 2008-10-15

It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
Alec Bourne

Janet · Bossman Moderator Posts: 1763 Join date: 2008-10-15

Never have children, only grandchildren.
Gore Vidal (1925 - )

Janet · Bossman Moderator Posts: 1763 Join date: 2008-10-15

When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
Rita Rudner

Janet · Bossman Moderator Posts: 1763 Join date: 2008-10-15

When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
Rita Rudner