Children are all foreigners.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
Jonathan Winters

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Evan Davis

Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.
William Shakespeare

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
H. L. Mencken

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
Rita Rudner

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
Mark Twain

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
George Bush

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles M. Schulz

There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.
Kurt Vonnegut

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth!
Henry David Thoreau

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
Wilson Mizner

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
Carl Sagan

Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
William Safire

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Scott Adams