DAILY QUOTES

Janet · Bossman Moderator Posts: 1763 Join date: 2008-10-15

The case has, in some respects, been not entirely devoid of interest.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Janet · Bossman Moderator Posts: 1763 Join date: 2008-10-15

“Don’t let what you cannot do interfere
with what you can do.”

John Wooden

Janet · Bossman Moderator Posts: 1763 Join date: 2008-10-15

Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?

George Wallace

Janet · Bossman Moderator Posts: 1763 Join date: 2008-10-15

Vote early and vote often.

Al Capone

Janet · Bossman Moderator Posts: 1763 Join date: 2008-10-15

I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.

Groucho Marx

Janet · Bossman Moderator Posts: 1763 Join date: 2008-10-15

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

Benjamin Disraeli

Janet · Bossman Moderator Posts: 1763 Join date: 2008-10-15

Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.

Karl Marx

Janet · Bossman Moderator Posts: 1763 Join date: 2008-10-15

Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.

George Ade

Janet · Bossman Moderator Posts: 1763 Join date: 2008-10-15

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.

Russell Baker

Janet · Bossman Moderator Posts: 1763 Join date: 2008-10-15

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Oscar Levant

Guest

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.

Jane Wagner,

Guest

Things are only impossible until they're not.

Jean-Luc Picard,

Guest

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

J. D. Salinger

Guest

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.

Saki

Guest

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

Tom Lehrer